For the sake of golf fans let’s not make Jordan Spieth/Tiger comparisons.

I want to give a special thank to Kevin Durant and Lebron for creating the super team and giving us a full week the past June after the quickest conference finals I think anyone has ever seen. You literally gave the media NOTHING to talk about for a whole week. It was worst than MLB All-Star weekend. So what did you talk about? You guys decided that the best story was creating the most absurd hypothetical situations and then debating it constantly. Lebron or MJ? Who is the greatest of all-time?  If 5 Lebrons played 5 MJs, who would win? And my personal favorite: how will this finals affect Lebron’s legacy? , (shoutout to Stephen A.). Over a month later, and guess what? You did not conclude on an answer! We might as well debated is 5 autistic Lebrons played 5 Kobes with downs who would win (I’ll go with autistic Lebron if anyone cares).Why can nobody have an answer to that question? It is because you cannot have one until after Lebron retires and you can look at the entirety of his career, so stop wasting everyone’s time. I heard this happen over the weekend while enjoying the British Open. The announcers said that Jack Nicklaus was the only player other than Jordan Speith to win 3 majors before the age of 24. Immediately,  it was followed by the comment “Is Jordan better then Tiger?” I literally yelled “shut the fuck up ” at the tv. A golfer can be competitive until their mid-fifties. I am not listening to this debate about Lebron for about five years, and I am definitely not debating Tiger/Speith for the next 30. Let’s talk sports, not hypotheticals.

What the fuck Kyrie? and fuck you Brian Windhorst

God I am already so fucking tired of this whole Kyrie bullshit. It is literally ruining one of my favorite parts of the year and that is baseball trade deadline rumors. Demanding a trade results is literally the worst part of sports journalism, because it gives Brian Windhort more time on air. I thought that bloated stick of butter was done until at least mid-august. I would pay $250 to watch that dude play pickup basketball for an hour. If this ever reaches him I will donate the money to a fat camp or something to help kids that look like him. Offer is on the table. I literally cannot watch ESPN until this is over. What are you even doing Kyrie? You are 25 years old. At this point in his career Lebron was trying to be the “franchise guy” with Delonte West and Zydrunas Ilgauskas. That did not look like it was any fun. Your trade request is so hypocritical within itself because you are not even going to be the franchise guy at any of the places you requested to be traded. Minnesota (Butler/KAT), San Antonio (Kawhi), Knicks (Melo), all have “the guy.” It is literally just the Miami Heat that could justify the reason you want to leave Cleveland and that is the team that Lebron left to come bring you a championship. Also if you were traded to the Spurs you would be the backup point guard. I honestly hope the Cavaliers just absolutely fuck over Kyrie and send him to the worst possible situation in the NBA. Trade him to the Kings and let him fester in Sacramento for a few years until he reaches free agency. He does not have no-trade clause and I would not give him the satisfaction of sending him to a contender. Have fun Kyrie! I hope you find what you are looking for!!!!

 

First Post: An Intro to Long-time, First Time

I listen to sports talk radio and I hear the same saying over and over again “long-time listener, first time caller.” Then I am forced to hear 30 seconds of verbal diarrhea as the caller makes one of the most outrageous sport arguments, allowing the hosts of the show to absolutely tear them apart with facts that they check on their computers within seconds. I often think “How can this guy be so stupid?” Then it starts in my head “What if?????”, and then leads to “What would they say if I called and asked this question.” I have never followed through with that thought until a few weeks when I called in my local sports radio show and made an absolute fool of myself. It was not until this past week when I realized why long-time/first-time (which I will now refer to LTFT) callers always sound so stupid, it’s because they have nobody to rationalize their thoughts with in the car. It’s just their original thoughts with no way of fact checking or hearing any other opinion. That is why sports radio is entertaining, it is because people are giving their raw, and honest opinion. This blog will be a way for me to share my LTFT thoughts and rationales. Just a heads up, I am crude (and will probably offend someone) so read with caution.