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Why Cutler? I just don’t get it

Jay Cutler has been one of the most disappointing quarterbacks to ever play the game. The guy has always been marked by the word potential even over 10 years into his career, but at some point you got to take the dude for he is…..a pussy. Cutler skill-wise makes you a better team, but its the everything else that comes with it. It’s the not caring, lack of passion, and inability to be leader that bothers me. As a person, he just sucks. He brings barely above average play, and shitty personality to a Dolphins that last year somehow made the playoffs. It’s if the Cubs brought back Carlos Zambrano in his prime. Yeah, he would be nice to have a rotation, but he will destroy that clubhouse. If you are a Dolphins fan U have to imagine that you want at least a quarterback to root for. Uninspired football will not beats my Pats or get you into the playoffs, you need a QB you can rally around. I am sorry but I just absolutely hate Jake Cutler.

The Gym is For Judging Others

Not talking about sports for today because I got an absolute to rant inside of me because girl criticize me because I like to go to the gym and judge people. Here we go:

The gym is by far the most acceptable place to judge people because of the nature of going to the gym. The only reason people work out is to make themselves aesthetically pleasing. Nobody likes to run or lift weights, and those that do are normally pretty fucking weird. Side thought: There is always that one kid in high school that is huge for the sake of being huge and just assumes that he is superior to everyone athletically because he lifts weights but in reality sucks at every sport that he plays.  Going back top my point…. fit people that go the gym and judge fat people because it reminds them the reason that they go to the gym. They looks at Fat Bertha and think “I should run another mile so I won’t look like her.” Fat people are insecure to begin with because they eat so they normally go like once a year (between Jan 2nd-5th because New Years Resolutions, am I right?) get judged and then do not come back. This girl’s argument was that fit people keep fat people fat because we judge them. There are some fat people who judge fit people at the gym think “I can look like them if I keep coming.” Goes both ways, it all depends on how committed you are looking attractive. I am not saying that everyone has to be in great shape, but there is certainly a difference between caring what you look like, and not giving two shits. There are some other things that I judge people at the gym here’s the list:

  1. Asians that smoke outside the gym before they workout
  2.  Girls that wear volleyball shorts and then act like shy, like they do not want anyone to look at them
  3.  Black people that are not either 300lbs are the swollest one at the gym
  4. Fat people using equipment incorrectly
  5. The guys that have that moan of Maria Sharapova while lifting

Why After Only a Week I am on Team Kyrie

I’ll admit that I’m biased. I’m from Boston, and have and always hated Lebron. As an avid sports fan though I have always respected his greatness, however I think the world has finally realized that Lebron sucks and he will never win a championship again. He is just not likable enough to be the face or “the guy” anymore in the NBA. Look at the other stars in the NBA such as James Harden, Kawhi Leonard, and Stephen Curry. All these guys have been able to  attract free agents to their team. Lebron has never been able to get a major free agent to play with him, and that confuses me. Why would Chris Paul, Kevin Durant, or Lamarcus Aldridge not even consider the idea of playing with Lebron? It is because he SUCKS, absolutely is a nightmare to play with and is absolutely no fun having as a teammate. I am going to defend this argument from two different perspectives. First, look at Lebron’s career. Nobody wanted to come play with this young phenom during his first stint with the Cavs. Literally the best they could do was Antwan Jamison and a over the hill Shaq. He then went to Maimi and JOINED Dwayne Wade who already won a championship and literally just wanted some more rings. When he returned back to Cleveland, Kyrie was already on the team and they traded for Kevin Love. Niether of them willingly wanted to play with Lebron. THIS NOT A COINCIDENCE! HE FUCKING SUCKS AS A PERSON. Great player. BUT A FUCKING TERRIBLE PERSON. My second perspective is to look at Stephen Curry. A 2-time reigning MVP was able to recruit another recent MVP in Kevin Durant to come play with him. Look how much fun they had playing with each other, and willingness to give up something in order to reach a their goal of winning a championship. Nobody looks like they like each other on the Cavs. If cap space was not an issue I am willing to bet that players would all go to play with Curry and Durant over Lebron because they would be willing to share the spotlight. Lebron is such a fucking egomaniac that he cannot share or give up any power to any of the other players. Kyrie is jumping ship before it is too late and his value diminishes. It’s clear that Kyrie is not leaving to “be the man”, he is leaving “get the credit” he thinks he deserves (another argument). Point is, Lebron sucks, nobody wants to play with him and his championship dreams in Cleveland is over (still have hope Banana Boat squad will team up one day).

For the sake of golf fans let’s not make Jordan Spieth/Tiger comparisons.

I want to give a special thank to Kevin Durant and Lebron for creating the super team and giving us a full week the past June after the quickest conference finals I think anyone has ever seen. You literally gave the media NOTHING to talk about for a whole week. It was worst than MLB All-Star weekend. So what did you talk about? You guys decided that the best story was creating the most absurd hypothetical situations and then debating it constantly. Lebron or MJ? Who is the greatest of all-time?  If 5 Lebrons played 5 MJs, who would win? And my personal favorite: how will this finals affect Lebron’s legacy? , (shoutout to Stephen A.). Over a month later, and guess what? You did not conclude on an answer! We might as well debated is 5 autistic Lebrons played 5 Kobes with downs who would win (I’ll go with autistic Lebron if anyone cares).Why can nobody have an answer to that question? It is because you cannot have one until after Lebron retires and you can look at the entirety of his career, so stop wasting everyone’s time. I heard this happen over the weekend while enjoying the British Open. The announcers said that Jack Nicklaus was the only player other than Jordan Speith to win 3 majors before the age of 24. Immediately,  it was followed by the comment “Is Jordan better then Tiger?” I literally yelled “shut the fuck up ” at the tv. A golfer can be competitive until their mid-fifties. I am not listening to this debate about Lebron for about five years, and I am definitely not debating Tiger/Speith for the next 30. Let’s talk sports, not hypotheticals.

What the fuck Kyrie? and fuck you Brian Windhorst

God I am already so fucking tired of this whole Kyrie bullshit. It is literally ruining one of my favorite parts of the year and that is baseball trade deadline rumors. Demanding a trade results is literally the worst part of sports journalism, because it gives Brian Windhort more time on air. I thought that bloated stick of butter was done until at least mid-august. I would pay $250 to watch that dude play pickup basketball for an hour. If this ever reaches him I will donate the money to a fat camp or something to help kids that look like him. Offer is on the table. I literally cannot watch ESPN until this is over. What are you even doing Kyrie? You are 25 years old. At this point in his career Lebron was trying to be the “franchise guy” with Delonte West and Zydrunas Ilgauskas. That did not look like it was any fun. Your trade request is so hypocritical within itself because you are not even going to be the franchise guy at any of the places you requested to be traded. Minnesota (Butler/KAT), San Antonio (Kawhi), Knicks (Melo), all have “the guy.” It is literally just the Miami Heat that could justify the reason you want to leave Cleveland and that is the team that Lebron left to come bring you a championship. Also if you were traded to the Spurs you would be the backup point guard. I honestly hope the Cavaliers just absolutely fuck over Kyrie and send him to the worst possible situation in the NBA. Trade him to the Kings and let him fester in Sacramento for a few years until he reaches free agency. He does not have no-trade clause and I would not give him the satisfaction of sending him to a contender. Have fun Kyrie! I hope you find what you are looking for!!!!


First Post: An Intro to Long-time, First Time

I listen to sports talk radio and I hear the same saying over and over again “long-time listener, first time caller.” Then I am forced to hear 30 seconds of verbal diarrhea as the caller makes one of the most outrageous sport arguments, allowing the hosts of the show to absolutely tear them apart with facts that they check on their computers within seconds. I often think “How can this guy be so stupid?” Then it starts in my head “What if?????”, and then leads to “What would they say if I called and asked this question.” I have never followed through with that thought until a few weeks when I called in my local sports radio show and made an absolute fool of myself. It was not until this past week when I realized why long-time/first-time (which I will now refer to LTFT) callers always sound so stupid, it’s because they have nobody to rationalize their thoughts with in the car. It’s just their original thoughts with no way of fact checking or hearing any other opinion. That is why sports radio is entertaining, it is because people are giving their raw, and honest opinion. This blog will be a way for me to share my LTFT thoughts and rationales. Just a heads up, I am crude (and will probably offend someone) so read with caution.